i.e, e.g

NOT internet explorer.
 but it DOES mean
i.e
 abbreviation for Latin id est, meaning "that is; in other words"
e.g
abbreviation of exempli gratia, Latin: "for example" 
Now everyone (at least those few of you who read this.) now knows...
Go forth and spread the knowledge

The Enemy of My Enemy is My Friend...

All is fair in love and war...

Baseball hats

Yes, but a warning friends, they do not look good on everyone. I know my fellow blogger and BFF Laura has mentioned this subject, allow me to express my opinion. It is a hit or miss kind of thing they either look good or they don't I personally like them worn backwards and a sly smile. But thats just me. A perfect example of how a hat should be worn is shown with Josh Duhamel. Have no fear, you don't have to be his twin to pull off a hat but it certainly doesn't hurt to see how its done.

See? His rakish demeanor is irresistible. 

Perfect example if there ever was one. 

I know you get the point but, this is SO CUTE!!

Without You...

HBeing asked to live without Laura is completely insane! Why would we be thrown together only to be ripped apart? I will take this punishment quietly! NO I TELL YOU, NO!!!! She is the salt to my pepper, the sun to my sky, the spinney turny record thingy to my DJ. I can't be asked to just sit back and allow this happen! NO WAY!!
It's completely idiotic. The people responsible for such a heinous crime (you know who you are) must have been reading up on Hitler's "How to inflict optimum heartbreak by ripping BFF's apart" book.

Vader Vs. Voldemort

Vader will win. In fact I'm not convinced Vader is even really dead. After he takes on Voldemort he can whoop Dumbledore too and crush Gandolf!

Dermot Mulroney's hair lip...

Ugh! What a shame.

Also, Joaquin Phoenix...

Passengers

In a car I am piloting will be referred to as co-pilots. No exceptions

Dear Men,

A hint in relm of fashion. Wear jeans that accentuate the rear endal area of your body. Might I suggest a few brands? Levi's, AE, Carhartt. I understand you don't care, but please remember that I need something to look at while waiting in lines, sitting in class, and otherwise daydreaming.

Sight Seeing-ly Yours
Wide Eyed and Waiting

People...

who try to hard to be funny... STOP.
do us (the naturally funny) a favor and quit this display of untalented drabble.  Please.

Needless to Say

THEN WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT??!!!!!

Street CRED

Colby- The only reason I have any form of street cred is because I fall under the blanket of Weird Al Yankovic's "White and Nerdy"

Allison cannot breathe, laughing too hardily to worry about oxygen.

Bad Girl

I am leaving in the middle of class to go snag a soda from the next building. Dr.Pepper always tastes better when acquired by ill means. How can I be expected to pay attention to line graphs without the necessary caffeine?? Be REASONABLE people. We're not barbarians, we're students. Ok bad comparison but you get it. 

My hips, my hips, my lovely lady hips

KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!
AGH! 
URGH! 
pain so much pain 
GAH!


Sitting in class is another form of torture.
I wonder if my teacher had the same fascination I do... 

I WANT...

To be buried alive in a warm pile of towels and sheets. A BIG pile.

An Affair, A Confession

I cannot end it. I have tried to break it off, rest assured, but I cannot. The burning desire is overwhelming. How can a woman of my passion and longing resist the call of such tantalizing pleasure? I simply cannot. I am throwing (most) caution to the wind and allowing the confines of reason and accountability to fall away. My accomplice in in my folly is none other than the irresistible hoodie. I know this comes as no surprise we hardly hid our forbidden love from prying eyes. And alas I can no longer lie to myself saying I can live without... I CAN'T   I WON'T
Oh sweet fleecy lover do not forsake me I will never doubt again!!

P.S.

I still giggle everytime I write P.P.S
hehehe get it?

Country

Remember how I talked about torture?
Yeah...

Torture

I find torture techniques fascinating. Not that I'd ever practice that particular form of recreation mind you. It's just intriguing to find out how much pain one can bear before keeling over.

Indiana Jones

MMMHHHMMMMMM! He looks great as a duded up college professor and even better all scruffy with a bleeding lip. Fedora goes with anything he puts on... or doesn't.

Don't Bother Me...

I'm Eating

THE VOICES!

I talk to myself. Frequently. No one talks back so I'm assuming I'm not certifiable.

Hint

You know when you get a soda and the bubbles try to make a break for the counter? Take the tip of your finger and touch the surface of the bubbles. Doing this breaks the tension on the bubbly surface and they go down to the carbonated depths of the cup.

I'm in LOVE

With books of course. What did you think, I was talking about men? BAH! Seriously books are gateways to worlds where men aren't so idiotic. Or they are but they realize they are and fix it in a timely manner. Books are like a personal Delorean Time Machine, programmed to take you into happy time!

Soda

Nectar of the Gods as far as I'm concerned. I can tell by sight if the carbonation/syrup ratio is perfect, so-so, or someone's been lazy! In the event of the latter scenario I cannot be held accountable for my actions.

DON'T

Boss me around. I have a brain regardless what you may have heard about blondes.

Mountains of the majestic nature

YES! Give me the soaring peaks of white capped mountains, the rocky ledges, the formations of tectonic plates pushing against each other for millions of years! love and will always have a need to run off to the mountains.

Glasses

I'm very fond of guys in glasses. They seem less threatening. Hint to men: wear fake glasses to pick up women, then "lose" them...

Bring on the HEAT!

It has to be STIFLING   in order for me to be too warm (like in a crowded mini-van coming back form Utah). If I ask to turn down the heater it's about the same tempature the devil keeps his thermostat at in Hell
Dad please turn down the heater
-Yours Truly
Burning Like A Sinner

New Blogger...

Just be patient. Not all of us are natural born catalogers of our lives. I will not be putting too many really personal things on here, mostly because I realize no one want to hear it and mostly because I don't want everyone to know everything about me through this blog thing. It's unnatural. Anyway my mind works like a pinball machine binging from one thought to the next, some are longer than others but its all original.